and then tell a joke. The number of the saved joke (1 through 10) will display on the LCD. A maxi- mum of 10 jokes can be saved. (After that, you’ll have to engage a body part we’ll hereafter refer to as your brain.)
When you save the eleventh joke, the first saved joke will be deleted so the last joke may be added. If you try to save a joke that’s already been saved, Jackie will tell you it’s not allowed (because it’s already in there, you knuckle- head) and short sheet your bed.
Replaying Saved Jokes
Press the ENCORE JOKE button to replay the saved jokes. You’ll start at the first saved joke and contin- ue to the tenth joke, if you have that kind of time. After the tenth joke, you’ll start over with the first joke. Eventually, you’ll get back to whatever it is you’re sup- posed to be doing.
Deleting all of the Saved Jokes
Press the SAVE JOKE and ENCORE
JOKE buttons at the same time for three seconds to delete all the saved jokes. Pressing the RESET button will also delete all of the saved jokes. When the saved jokes are all deleted, it would be a good
idea to take pen in hand and jot down your memoirs.
Setting the Volume
You may set the volume of the unit only while a joke is being played. Press the PLUS (+) button to increase the volume and the MINUS
There are five loudness levels, where one is the softest and five is the loudest. Each level is dis- played on the LCD as two dashes, so Level One shows as “-
... it follows that eight dashes is Level Four.
Isn’t it funny that you may need the calculator to figure out how loud the calculator is?
The incredibly unique “What?”
Function
Pressing the WHAT? button will play one of Jackie’s 84 silly sounds or sayings. None will repeat until all are played, or they’ll be sent to bed without din- ner. While the sound is playing, you may press any button to turn it off, or simply run out of the room. Pressing the REPLAY button
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