More Phone Fun

Hey Dad—I’m in jail

Imagine the surprise your parents will get when you call them from jail (any police show will give you some good background noise). Imagine the look on your child’s face when he/she gets a call from Alvin and he actually calls them by name (fast playback rate). Imagine how envious your friends will be when you call them from your new car phone (highway ambiance, honking horns, maybe even a crash). We’re not saying that you should try any of these; but just imagine!

It’s a floor wax and a dessert topping

Ever talk to obnoxious phone salespeople who only let you say ‘Yes’ or “No”? Now you can let Sonic Blaster do the talking for you. Record a “Yes” and “No” then select and play the appropriate one. After you’re used to this, throw in a “Please, tell me more!” and an “I’m not interested” for variety. Play them at slower playback rates to send chills up their spine. When they ask, tell them you live on Elm Street and your name is Fred.

Twistin’

Tired of tangling your tongue with twisters? Let Sonic Blaster say them faster. Record yourself saying a tounge twister once (ex: The slick shiek’s sixth sick sheep) and then hit continuous play and increase the playback rate. Toy boat, toy boat, toy boat, toy boat...

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